do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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