You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
