Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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