i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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