whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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