I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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