she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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