Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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