Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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