We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
be right there i have to get my cape
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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