Where is the hickey?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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