is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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