i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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