how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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