If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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