Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize