So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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