We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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