I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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