She's JV to your varsity
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.