Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.