She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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