I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Randomize
