By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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