So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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