Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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