I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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