I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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