What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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