VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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