I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just forgot I was standing up.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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