I cannot find my penis.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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