he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
As shirtless as possible
You need a sexual gate keeper
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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