It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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