am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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