she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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