There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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