I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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