Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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