he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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