Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
So squirting runs in the family.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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