new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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