found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I love having hate sex.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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