You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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