Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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