Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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