Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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