smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Randomize