Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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