i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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