is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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