Don't you send me to vm
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Who died my cat blue again?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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