So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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