I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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