im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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